Sid Smith's Money Funnies

	Welcome to the wise words of Sid Smith. Money Funnies is a series of witty and cautionary market verses. Watch this site for Sid Smith's weekly insights on the stock markets, the Federal Reserve, activities at the White House, and other important financial actions and activities.

The BEAR’S LAIR

The BULL’S BOX

	Growing housing crunch
	Plunging dollar
	Exploding Federal Debt
	Ditto Home and Plastic Debt
	The Housing Crunch
	Derivative CLOUD
	Slowing economy
	Overdue Correction
	Recession Looming

Add to this a green FED Chief and an extremely
over bought Bull market....
Looks like the “Perfect Storm” to me.

	The Fed is Cutting Rates
	Global Economics Surging
	Increased US productivity ..... maybe there is some hope ahead.

I’m sure we missed a lot. If you find more, (Bulls or Bears) send them in
Sid@moneyfunnies.com Fax: 760-323-3023

WOMB WITH A VIEW

Here I am inside the womb,
Not filled with joy, but only gloom.
For, even though I'm not born yet;
I know that I am deep in debt.
I blame it all on Mom and Dad
And a spend-thrift government they had.
It seems, without consulting me,
They launched a giant spending spree.
They bought and borrowed by the billions
Until the debt grew into trillions;
And now, it seems, to my dismay,
They left the bill for me to pay!

HINDSIGHT

The Bulls and Bears all disagree.
Will the market rise or sink?
Is it heading higher,
Or teetering on the brink?
Will it crumble slowly
Or plummet in a wink?
Like objects in your rearview mirror,
It may be closer than you think!

The Sound Of Topping

Two billion shares
The volume keeps swelling
The public is buying
Insiders selling.
Is Bullishness waning?
Is sentiment swinging?
Could the sound that I hear
Be the fat lady singing?

LITMUS TEST

How's the economy doing?
It's all in your point of view.
The Bulls are saying,"It's the best of times,'
And the Bears all fear that's true.

"Read Moneyfunnies and sleep well
when the market sizzles or fizzles !"